Cola. Is There Anything It Can’t Do?

Tastes sweet and fizzy.

Makes Americans Fat.

Shines a penny.

Dissolves persimmon bezoars.

Bribes charities to be quiet.  What?!  Bribes charities?  Can cola really do that?  Yes, yes it can.

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